Saturday, September 13, 2014

Pepper Potts for NY Mag

I'm trying to find a decent copy of the article that goes with this New York cover, because of reasons. Most of which involve the fact that the entire article mentions Tony Stark a grand total of once. Vaguely and in passing.



A majority of the piece talks about Potts' life before Stark Industries, her philanthropic ventures, and the usual interview fodder of what she does when she's not running a Fortune 500. It's a great piece, and it's so refreshing to see the media finally portraying her as her own person.

I had to read it online thanks to being in a country where you can't get New York mag, but if anyone has a copy handy I would LOVE it if you could link me.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Babies! Weddings! Cap's with a GIRL! What is the world coming to?

Remember that In Touch cover Kirsti was talking about a few days ago? I dug up one of the covers she was taking about when she mentioned that there was supposedly an Avengerbaby on the way.

Also, there's a photo of Captain America with *gasp* a woman! THEY MUST BE BANGING IT IS THE ONLY ANSWER.


There were also three avengers photographed in the same place at once, which somehow turned into a quickie wedding. Because of course. These people clearly believe in the antiquated ideal that children must be born born in wedlock.

Can we also talk about the most hated stars headline? Because ew. I know these celebs probably take things like this with a grain of salt, but poor Anne Hathaway being compared to Chris Brown. What the actual.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The jury's finally out on US Weekly's Black Widow 'Fingergate' scandal

A couple of years ago US Weekly printed this article featuring Black Widow and her 'obscene' gesture (hey, let's be honest, most of us see or do worse on a daily basis). This week, a decision was finally handed down in the case brought to the courts by various complainants to the print media's regulatory body.


After more than two years of bureaucracy and hand waving, the magazine walked away without a scratch. Who knows how much it cost to make this decision, but it appears to have been mostly made on the basis that the finger should no longer be considered obscene due to the lack of repercussions for civilians, should they use it in public.

What does this mean for celebrities who use it as a way to ensure paparazzo images cannot be sold for profit? This article is a prime example of conjecture and hyperbole being used to sell magazines, particularly considering almost all of the information on the page has (unsurprisingly) proven to be almost entirely untrue.

How do you feel about the use of perceived obscenity in the media? Should we aim to keep our magazines largely innocent, or is the acceptance of over the top attention grabbing headlines more of an issue?

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

The Economist: Too far with the Photoshopping?

A 2014 media poll recently named this image from The Economist as the most shocking cover from a print publication so far this year


The suggestion that Captain America could possibly be aligned with the sleeper agency that took down a global intelligence network is clearly a hard pill to swallow, particularly for the US. When you read the article and understand the angle that the magazine is taking in analyzing the global environment, it's easy to reach the conclusion that this particular Photoshop job was aimed primarily at selling issues.

The implication is that the recently revealed HYDRA was ultimately using a national hero as a sockpuppet is an interesting one. Yes, this image is disturbing, but really can we be sure Captain America is one of the good guys? Well I'm pretty sure he is, and the senate hearings and inquiries into the information dump orchestrated by Black Widow Natalia Romanova seem to confirm this theory, but before the chain of events set in motion by the metal armed Russian agent began, were The Avengers really doing the bidding of HYDRA?

SHIELD's collapse seems to have created an opportunity for Tony Stark and co. to privatize global security via their newly trademarked Avengers brand, and I'm not sure many commentators are keen to see how this kind of superhero security will pan out in the long run. Is private protection less susceptible to corruption, or are we better with government agencies protecting us against this new generation of galactic and pan-dimensional threats?

Friday, September 5, 2014

Tony Stark is (probably not but fistbump of solidarity if he is) gay

The media is weird, you guys. A month before this delightful cover story, our good old friends at Star were saying that Pepper Potts and Tony Stark were expecting a baby. Presumably this accounts for In Touch's use of the word "clucky", but certainly not for the rest of it.


Reading between the lines, Tony Stark and James Rhodes (aka the Air Force's Iron Patriot) have been hanging out a bit more than usual recently. I imagine it happens from time to time when you're busy saving the planet. And somehow, they jumped from that to "EVERYONE'S GAY OMG". Excuse me while I headdesk repeatedly. Because really? If any of these people are gay?
1. It's entirely their business, and
2. It's entirely up to them if and when they come out.

I'm about 90% sure that everything in this article is bullshit. But I'd hate to think that the media is outing ANYONE before they're ready to come out. Because that's so far from being okay that I have lost all ability to can, as Tumblr would say...


Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Superhuman Technology in Scientific American

This is... actually kind of terrifying. To be fair, the article was a lot of pseudoscience babble about gene therapy and cloning - it really sounded like something out of a Philip K. Dick novel - but the idea that anyone could up and make their own superhero (villain?!) is kind of creepy.


Sunday, July 27, 2014

Hammer for National Review: Deliberate dick jokes?

We found this old issue of National Review featuring Justin Hammer, and can't help but wonder if all the unnecessary masculine imagery is deliberate, or completely accidental.


Hammering it out? Really?