Someone I know posted a link to this on Facebook recently, and it was all I could do not to smash my keyboard in response.
I refuse to tell you what the actual website was on principle, because SERIOUSLY????
Let me list the things that are wrong with this:
1. She's been to the gym.
2. No one has time to tan when they're saving the world.
3. SHE'S BEEN TO THE GYM.
4. NO ONE HAS TIME TO TAN WHEN THEY'RE SAVING THE WORLD.
5. WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
Seriously. She's still gorgeous. And she's still lethal as hell. If I were the indescribably moronic individual who wrote this, I'd be watching my back. Because if it's not Black Widow coming after you? It'll be Hawkeye. One can only hope they'll decide to sell ringside seats, because I would pay money to see that. So. Much. Money.