Babies! Weddings! Cap's with a GIRL! What is the world coming to?

Remember that In Touch cover Kirsti was talking about a few days ago? I dug up one of the covers she was taking about when she mentioned that there was supposedly an Avengerbaby on the way.

Also, there's a photo of Captain America with *gasp* a woman! THEY MUST BE BANGING IT IS THE ONLY ANSWER.

There were also three avengers photographed in the same place at once, which somehow turned into a quickie wedding. Because of course. These people clearly believe in the antiquated ideal that children must be born born in wedlock.

Can we also talk about the most hated stars headline? Because ew. I know these celebs probably take things like this with a grain of salt, but poor Anne Hathaway being compared to Chris Brown. What the actual.